Personal Quotes
A collection of quotes from within the group:
This looks like I am fisting a cat
Sid is getting tough; cracking down on the postdocs !
If we throw dollar bills at the 1165 beaker, will the stripping be better?
This is miserable. You fucks are like family to me right now !
A: There are three kinds of days a man can have - One, when he wants to shoot people around him two when he wants to kiss the next person in sight and three when he wants to shoot himself
B: And four when he wants to kiss himself but he just cant reach it
Ohmic cock-tacts !
Place: Hui-Wen's Defense
A: Why are you filming her? I thought you liked filming planets and stars?
B: Hui-Wen is a Star!
Three and a half inches?!?!? So short!
Microscopic examination of your sample was orgasmic
Dont judge a man by his ass!!
But you assume your assumptions are correct!
Did they descum the plane after the de-icing on the runway ?
I want to find out what is in the water - lets SEM it, oh wait, first cover it with gold.
Sid, your shoe is funny. It's like a high heel.
Harmless statements being misinterpreted..
A: "Its time we did it in front of him"
B: "Oh yeah, totally"
A discussion about SU-8 thickness variation with respect to hard bake temperature.
A: We expect more shrinkage at higher temperatures.
A: Maybe I am missing something, how is this racist?
B: Because it's saying that everyone in [ethnic group] is the same in some way
A: But that's not racist, it's just like a Jewish joke
A second year grad student looking for spare III-V: I am harvesting peoples' waste material.
A third year student with significant hybrid processing experience: What do you mean, we have several implant energies?
Oh ! you put the termination after the device ?
Google search after a long Friday "convert cm to mm"
In Eindhoven, ...
A: You won't even need laser goggles for that measurement. (Coming from a severely sunburnt individual.)
Just do a 5 minute bake for 10 minutes.
On the road from SB to SD, stuck in a traffic jam:
A: What we need is modelocking of cars on the highway.
B: You should look at my simulations on modelocking. You wouldn't want that on the highway.
An undocumented comment that could have been interpreted in a different way was followed by:
A: That's what she said.
B: Who is she?
At OFC, after someone was (rudely) interrupted:
You have no self-respect for them!
Pillow-talk between cleanroom guys:
A: Talk dirty to me baby.
B: Metal deposition without a native oxide etch.
My name is bond, Post-bond.
I feel like you can't really do anything with less than 18 inches. - a graduate student shopping for RF cables
I don't think that there is anything more precise then the oxidation of Silicon.
An asymmetric spectrum due to multimoding walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get ya? How about a laser cavity?" To which the asymmetric spectrum due to multimoding says, "Nah, I'm not a fan o' resonance." (Fano resonance!)
Mike walks into the lab to have a look at Daryl's resonator spectrum. Upon seeing the spectrum, Mike says "Oh, that looks like a Fano resonance." To which Jon replies, "No, that's an asymmetric spectrum due to multimoding." Mike then replies, "No, no, no. You don't understand. 'A Fan O' Resonance' is the name of my dog." (Daryl's spectrum looked like Mike's dog!)
